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VIRGOAN WISDOM


Okay, so maybe it's not wisdom, but it sounded good.



Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the world was ran entirely by one sign or another?

Obviously, I have, I am a Virgo after all, and I think it would be something like this.



IF ARIES RULED THE WORLD
Government What government? This is a Darwinian society.
Economics The winner takes it all.
Education Cunning is good, but brawn rules.
Family Father knows best.
Religion Of course, if religion promotes anything, it's agression.
Quote Vini Vidi Vici



IF TAURANS RULED THE WORLD
Government Fuedal System with the Taurans as the nobility.
Economics Fuedal, work for the Taurans and distribure the resources.
Education Widely available for the nobles, skills training for all others.
Family Very important, an utmost responsibility, still patriarchal.
Religion Hierarchial like Catholicism, but based a prosperity god.
Quote Obey, do well, and you will prosper under the Tauran



IF GEMINI RULED THE WORLD
Government Anarchy then Monarchy then Democracy then...
Economics The DOW has never seen up and downs like these before.
Education As long you change majors every semester.
Family Sure, why not?
Religion As long as it's dualistic, Good/Evil, Law/Chaos...
Quote If you're not happy, just wait a minute, changes are a brewin...



IF CANCERS RULED THE WORLD
Government Local oriented counsel of elders
Economics Self-Sustaining village based cooperatives
Education You'll get everything you need via work and self-teaching.
Family Required, extended families with lots of kids.
Religion Of course, you have to believe in something traditional.
Quote Don't rock the boat and we'll all be fine.



IF LEOS RULED THE WORLD
Government British Style Monarchy
Economics Capitalism, fueled by the gains of the empire
Education For the nobles and their court only.
Family Only if it insures a proper bloodline or good work stock
Religion Of course, religious people are so much easier to control.
Quote The sun never sets on the Leo



IF VIRGOS RULED THE WORLD
Government Ecofeminist based Theocracy
Economics Demo-Socialism
Education Mass education required for all members of society.
Family The affluent and intelligent may have one child.
Religion Goddess based hierarchial fertility and prosperity religion
Quote We Are Virgo...Resistance Is Futile...



IF LIBRANS RULED THE WORLD
Governement Bipartisan democracy based on lengthy debate.
Economics Money is so vulgar, so bartering is in.
Education Education to promote balance and an open mind
Family Sure, but then again, maybe not, but OK.
Religion If you want to you can, but wouldn't you rather...
Quote Hey, I'm just the leader, don't expect me to do anything.



IF SCORPIOS RULED THE WORLD
Government Big Brother's watching you!
Economics High Stakes Capitalism
Education Only on subjects that have cleared the security protocol.
Family Why? They'll just hang around for their inheritance.
Religion No, the government does well enough at mind control.
Quote A little paranoia is a good thing.


IF SAGITTARIANS RULED THE WORLD
Government Not sure, let's flip a coin.
Economics A whirlwind of gains and loses.
Education As long as its fun and promotes a good self image.
Family Hey, vicarious living is a good thing.
Religion Sure, last week we were Jewish, lets do Zen this week.
Quote Viva Las Vegas



IF CAPRICORNS RULED THE WORLD
Government A highly regulated republic
Economics Investment based capitalism.
Education To promote the acquisition of monetary resources.
Family You'd be surprised how hard a six-year old can work.
Religion The Protestant Work Ethic.
Quote Ching, ching, ching... Money, it's a gas...



IF AQUARIANS RULED THE WORLD
Government Ultra Liberal Democracy
Economics You need capitalism to have a good mall.
Eduction Sure, if like, that's what turns you on, OK...
Family Haven't you like, heard of birth control?
Religion Why? It's such a major downer.
Quote Shopping, Sex, and Rock-n-Roll make the world go round.



IF PISCEANS RULED THE WORLD
Government Whatever the Virgos think is best.
Economics I thought today was a holiday.
Education Sure, college parties are always cool.
Family Are you sure that's my kid?
Religion No thanks, I've got enough guilt already.
Quote Did someone say party?